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  • Cute Anniversary Sign | The First 50 Years Of Marriage Are Always The Hardest | Sawdust City Signs in Old Gold & Cream Cute Anniversary Sign | The First 50 Years Of Marriage Are Always The Hardest | Sawdust City Signs in Old Red & Cottage White

    The First 50 Years Of Marriage Are Always The Hardest

    Full Text: The First 50 Years Of Marriage Are Always The Hardest Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

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  • If you are going to act like a turd go lay in the yard |Funny Wood Sign | Sawdust City Wood Signs If you are going to act like a turd go lay in the yard |Funny Wood Sign | Sawdust City Wood Signs

    If you are going to act like a turd go lay in the yard

    Full Text: If you are going to act like a turd go lay in the yard Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • Shown in Old Pink with Black lettering

    Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor...

    Full Text: Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, "Oh crap, she's up!" Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

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  • Shown in Old Brown with Cottage White lettering Shown in Old Black with Cottage White lettering

    Lack of Planning on Your Part Does Not Constitute an Emergency...

    Full Text: Lack of Planning on Your Part Does Not Constitute an Emergency on My Part Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

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  • Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave..|Funny Motto Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave..|Funny Motto Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs

    Motto To Live By...General

    Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Body Thoroughly Used Up, Totally Worn Out And Screaming, Woo Hoo, What...

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  • Shown in Old Mustard with Cottage White lettering Shown in Old Cottage White with Black lettering

    They call me Mimi because I'm too cool to be Grandma!

    Full Text: They call me Mimi because I'm too cool to be Grandma! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

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  • Motto To Live By | Wood Sign With Chocolate And Wine | Sawdust City Wood Signs Motto To Live By | Wood Sign With Chocolate And Wine | Sawdust City Wood Signs

    Motto To Live By...Chocolate and Wine

    Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Chocolate In One Hand, Wine In The Other, Body Thoroughly Used Up...

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  • Shown in Old Red with Cream lettering

    If I ever go missing, I want my picture on a wine bottle...

    Full Text: If I ever go missing, I want my picture on a wine bottle instead of a milk carton. That way, my friends will know I'm missing. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for...

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  • Shown in Old Black with Cream lettering Shown in Old Brown with Cottage White lettering

    If you haven't grown up by age 50 you don't have to

    Full Text: If you haven't grown up by age 50 you don't have to Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

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  • Unattended Children.. | Funny Wood Sign | Sawdust City Wood Signs Unattended Children.. | Funny Wood Sign | Sawdust City Wood Signs

    Unattended Children Will Be Given An Espresso And A Free Puppy

    Full Text: Unattended Children Will Be Given An Espresso And A Free Puppy Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • Shown in Old Aqua with Cottage White lettering Shown in Old Red with Cottage White lettering

    I laughed so hard the tears ran down my leg!

    Full Text: I laughed so hard the tears ran down my leg! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

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  • Things Our Mothers Taught Us - 21 Humorous Anecdotes Vertical|Funny Mom Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs Things Our Mothers Taught Us - 21 Humorous Anecdotes Vertical|Funny Mom Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs

    Things Our Mothers Taught Us - 21 Humorous Anecdotes

    Full Text: Things Our Mothers Taught Us - 21 Humorous Anecdotes Vertical Features: Size: 9x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • Shown in Old Mustard with Black lettering Shown in Red with Cottage White Lettering

    5 Deadly Terms Used By A Woman: 1. Fine: This is the word women use

    Full Text: 5 Deadly Terms Used By A Woman: 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut up. 2. Nothing: Means something and you need to be worried. 3. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission,...

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  • I Love The Nights I Can't Remember With The Friends I Can't Forget|Friends Wood Sign | Sawdust City Wood Signs I Love The Nights I Can't Remember With The Friends I Can't Forget|Friends Wood Sign | Sawdust City Wood Signs

    I Love The Nights I Can't Remember With The Friends I Can't Forget

    Full Text: I Love The Nights I Can't Remember With The Friends I Can't Forget Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • In dog beers, I've only had one.|Dogs & Beer Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs In dog beers, I've only had one.|Dogs & Beer Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs

    In dog beers, I've only had one.

    Full Text: In dog beers, I've only had one. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • Shown in Old Celery with Brown lettering Shown in Old Cream with Black lettering

    What Happens On The Porch Stays On The Porch

    Full Text: What Happens On The Porch Stays On The Porch Features: Size: 3.25x30 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

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  • Shown in Old Black with Cream Lettering Shown in Old Cream with Black lettering

    Yes...I can drive a stick.

    Full Text: Yes...I can drive a stick. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • Shown in Old Green with Cream lettering

    A Dad's Dream: To have enough money to live the kind of life...

    Full Text: A Dad's Dream: To have enough money to live the kind of life his wife and kids do. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

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  • Shown in Old Putty with Black lettering

    Agenda for the Day: Let the dog in. Let the dog out...

    Full Text: Agenda for the Day: Let the dog in. Let the dog out. Let the dog in. Let the dog out. Let the dog in. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • What Happens At Mimi's Stays At Mimi's|Mimi Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs What Happens At Mimi's Stays At Mimi's|Mimi Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs

    What Happens At Mimi's Stays At Mimi's

    Full Text: What Happens At Mimi's Stays At Mimi's Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • Shown in Old Black with Cream lettering Shown in Red with Cottage White Lettering

    I'm Not Bossy I Just Know What You Should Be Doing

    Full Text: I'm Not Bossy I Just Know What You Should Be Doing Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

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  • Our Aim Is To Keep This Bathroom Clean: Gentlemen.. |Funny Bathroom Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs Our Aim Is To Keep This Bathroom Clean: Gentlemen.. |Funny Bathroom Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs

    Our Aim Is To Keep This Bathroom Clean...

    Full Text: Our Aim Is To Keep This Bathroom Clean: Gentlemen - Your aim will help. Stand closer, it's shorter than you think. Ladies - Please remain seated for the entire performance. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges...

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  • Do, Or Do Not. There Is No Try - Jedi Master Yoda |Wood Sign With Star Wars Quotes | Sawdust City Wood Signs Do, Or Do Not. There Is No Try - Jedi Master Yoda |Wood Sign With Star Wars Quotes | Sawdust City Wood Signs

    Do, Or Do Not. There Is No Try - Jedi Master Yoda

    Full Text: Do, Or Do Not. There Is No Try - Jedi Master Yoda Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • Shown in Old Putty with Black lettering Shown in Old Cottage White with Black lettering

    Business Hours - We Are Open - We Are Open For Business...

    Full Text: Business Hours: We Are Open: We Are Open For Business Most Days About 8:30 am. Some Days As Early As 6 Or 7, But Occasionally As Late As 12:30 Or 1, But Usually Around 9 Unless It's Later. We Are Closed: We Close At 5 Or 6, Sometimes At 4. If...

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  • It's All Good |Simple Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs It's All Good |Simple Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs

    It's All Good

    Full Text: It's All Good Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • I'm so busy, I don't know if I found a rope or lost my horse! |Horse Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs I'm so busy, I don't know if I found a rope or lost my horse! |Horse Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs

    I'm so busy, I don't know if I found a rope or lost my horse

    Full Text: I'm so busy, I don't know if I found a rope or lost my horse! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • Shown in Old Red with Cream lettering Shown in Old Creen with Cottage White lettering

    When you stop believing in Santa you get underwear

    Full Text: When you stop believing in Santa you get underwear Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

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  • Shown in Old Turquoise with Cottage White lettering

    Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm...

    Full Text: Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

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  • Shown in Old Black with Cream lettering Shown in Old Brown with Cottage White lettering

    A Man's Motto To Live By - Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave...

    Full Text: A Man's Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intentions Of Arriving Safely In Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways. Cigar In One Hand Beer In The Other Body Thoroughly Used Up,...

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  • Beware: Dog Can't Hold Its Licker | Funny Dog Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs Beware: Dog Can't Hold Its Licker | Funny Dog Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs

    Beware - Dog Can't Hold Its Licker

    Full Text: Beware: Dog Can't Hold Its Licker Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • Shown in Old Royal with Cream lettering

    Weekend Forecast - Alcohol - Low Standards - Poor Decisions

    Full Text: Weekend Forecast - Alcohol - Low Standards - Poor Decisions Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

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  • Shown in Old Cottage White with Black lettering Shown in Cream with Black Lettering

    Women are angels, and when someone breaks our wings...

    Full Text: Women are angels, and when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly...on a broomstick. We're flexible like that! Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • Shown in Old Red with Cottage White lettering Shown in Old Black with Cream lettering

    Really!?

    Full Text: Really!? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

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  • How To Handle Stress Like A Dog: If you can't eat it… |Dog Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs How To Handle Stress Like A Dog: If you can't eat it… |Dog Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs

    How To Handle Stress Like A Dog...

    Full Text: How To Handle Stress Like A Dog: If you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • Shown in Old Red with Cottage White lettering Shown in Old Cottage White with Black lettering

    If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport

    Full Text: If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • Three Wise Women.. | Funny Wood Sign | Sawdust City Wood Signs Three Wise Women.. | Funny Wood Sign | Sawdust City Wood Signs

    Three Wise Women - Would Have Asked Directions Arrived On Time

    Full Text: Three Wise Women: Would Have Asked Directions Arrived On Time Helped Deliver The Baby Brought Practical Gifts Cleaned The Stable Made A Casserole And There Would Be Peace On Earth Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine...

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  • Shown in Old Burnt Orange with Black lettering Shown in Old Red with Cream lettering

    Grandparents - So Easy To Operate Even A Child Can Do It

    Full Text: Grandparents So Easy To Operate Even A Child Can Do It Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

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  • Shown in Old Black with Baby Pink lettering

    Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins.

    Full Text: Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • Shown in Old Royal with Cottage White lettering Shown in Red with Cottage White Lettering

    Back Off! I have a sister and I'm not afraid to use her!

    Full Text: Back Off! I have a sister and I'm not afraid to use her! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

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  • Shown in Old Black with Cream lettering

    I Love Cooking With Wine...Sometimes I Even Put It In The Food!

    Full Text: I Love Cooking With Wine...Sometimes I Even Put It In The Food! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

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  • Shown in Old Black with Plum lettering

    Mirror mirror on the wall...what the hell happened?

    Full Text: Mirror mirror on the wall...what the hell happened? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • Shown in Red with Cottage White Lettering Shown in Old Celery with Red lettering

    The Four Stages Of Life - Santa Claus

    Full Text: The Four Stages Of Life: 1. You Believe In Santa Claus 2. You Don't Believe In Santa Claus 3. You Are Santa Claus 4. You Look Like Santa Claus Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for...

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  • Shown in Old Red with Cream lettering

    A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a great friend will...

    Full Text: A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a great friend will be sitting next to you saying damn that was fun! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

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  • Shown in Old Aqua with Black lettering

    A true friend is one who makes you laugh so hard you pee a little

    Full Text: A true friend is one who makes you laugh so hard you pee a little Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

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  • What Happens At The Lake Stays At The Lake (small) |Lake Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs What Happens At The Lake Stays At The Lake (small) |Lake Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs

    What Happens At The Lake Stays At The Lake (small)

    Full Text: What Happens At The Lake Stays At The Lake (small) Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • Bed & Breakfast ~ You make both | Funny Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs Bed & Breakfast ~ You make both | Funny Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs

    Bed & Breakfast ~ You make both

    Full Text: Bed & Breakfast ~ You make both Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • Shown in Old Kelly with Cream lettering

    They call me Papa because I'm too cool to be Grandpa!

    Full Text: They call me Papa because I'm too cool to be Grandpa! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

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  • Shown in Old Tangerine with Black lettering

    Bad decisions make good stories

    Full Text: Bad decisions make good stories Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

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  • If you pour it, they will come. |Drinking Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs

    If you pour it, they will come.

    Full Text: If you pour it, they will come. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • Shown in Old Pink with Black lettering

    It's Hard To Be A Woman. You must think like a man...

    Full Text: It's Hard To Be A Woman. You must think like a man, act like a lady, look like a young girl, and work like a horse. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • Shown in Old Brown with Cottage White lettering Shown in Old Black with Cream lettering

    Seriously!?

    Full Text: Seriously!? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

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  • Shown in Old Celery with Cottage White lettering

    They call me Nana because I'm too cool to be Grandma!

    Full Text: They call me Nana because I'm too cool to be Grandma! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

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  • Shown in Old Lemon-Lime with Black lettering

    Let's eat Grandma. Let's eat, Grandma. Commas save lives.

    Full Text: Let's eat Grandma. Let's eat, Grandma. Commas save lives. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

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  • Shown in Old Putty with Black lettering

    Excuse me...your birdfeeder is empty

    Full Text: Excuse me...your birdfeeder is empty. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

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  • Motto To Live By:| Wood Sign With Chocolate and Martini | Sawdust City Wood Signs Used Up Totally Motto To Live By:| Wood Sign With Chocolate and Martini | Sawdust City Wood Signs Used Up Totally

    Motto To Live By...Chocolate and Martini

    Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Chocolate In One Hand, Martini In The Other, Body Thoroughly Used Up...

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  • Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women... |Funny Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women... |Funny Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs

    Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women....

    Full Text: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women. . . 10. You can trade and old 44 for a new 22. 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let...

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  • Cowboy Words of Wisdom: Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.. |Cowboy Wisdom Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs Cowboy Words of Wisdom: Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.. |Cowboy Wisdom Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs

    Cowboy Words of Wisdom - Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day...

    Full Text: Cowboy Words of Wisdom: Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day. Always drink upstream from the herd. Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. Never miss a...

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  • Shown in Old Tangerine with Black lettering Shown in Old Sea Blue with Black lettering

    Go Sell Crazy Somewhere Else We're All Stocked Up Here

    Full Text: Go Sell Crazy Somewhere Else We're All Stocked Up Here Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

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  • Shown in Old Black with Cream lettering Shown in Old Burgundy with Cream lettering

    The Best Thing About Grandma's House...Is Grandpa!

    Full Text: The Best Thing About Grandma's House...Is Grandpa! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

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  • Shown in Old Red with Cream lettering Shown in Cream with Black Lettering

    We don't hide crazy we just put it on the front porch...

    Full Text: We don't hide crazy we just put it on the front porch and give it a drink Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • Shown in Old Brown with Cottage White lettering Shown in Old Black with Cream Lettering

    I may look calm, but in my mind, I've killed you three times.

    Full Text: I may look calm, but in my mind, I've killed you three times. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

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  • Life Is Made Of Choices - Remove Your Shoes Or Scrub The Floor |Entryway Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs Life Is Made Of Choices - Remove Your Shoes Or Scrub The Floor |Entryway Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs

    Life Is Made Of Choices - Remove Your Shoes Or Scrub The Floor

    Full Text: Life Is Made Of Choices - Remove Your Shoes Or Scrub The Floor Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • No Vacancy | Simple Wood Sign | Sawdust City Wood Signs No Vacancy | Simple Wood Sign | Sawdust City Wood Signs

    No Vacancy

    Full Text: No Vacancy Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • What If The Hokey Pokey Is What It's All About (large) | Funny Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs What If The Hokey Pokey Is What It's All About (large) | Funny Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs

    What If The Hokey Pokey Is What It's All About (large) (9x36)

    Full Text: What If The Hokey Pokey Is What It's All About (large) Features: Size: 9x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • Shown in Old Purple with Cream lettering Shown in Red with Cottage White Lettering

    I Can Only Please One Person Per Day - Today Is Not Your Day

    Full Text: I Can Only Please One Person Per Day - Today Is Not Your Day - Tomorrow Isn't Looking Too Good Either! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

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  • Shown in Old Yellow with Royal lettering

    I have decided I no longer want to be an adult. So...

    Full Text: I have decided I no longer want to be an adult. So, if anyone needs me, I'll be in my blanket fort...coloring. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

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  • I wasn't born in the south, but I got here as fast as I could! | Funny Wood Sign | Sawdust City Wood Signs

    I wasn't born in the south, but I got here as fast as I could!

    Full Text: I wasn't born in the south, but I got here as fast as I could! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • Wisconsin - Outdrinking Your State Since 1848 |WI Drinking Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs Wisconsin - Outdrinking Your State Since 1848 |WI Drinking Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs

    Wisconsin - Outdrinking Your State Since 1848

    Full Text: Wisconsin - Outdrinking Your State Since 1848 Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

    4227

  • Your Husband Called And Said It's Ok To Buy Anything You Want | Funny Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs Your Husband Called And Said It's Ok To Buy Anything You Want | Funny Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs

    Your Husband Called And Said It's Ok To Buy Anything You Want

    Full Text: Your Husband Called And Said It's Ok To Buy Anything You Want Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • Can't, I'm Booked (image of books) |Books Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs Can't, I'm Booked (image of books) |Books Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs

    Can't, I'm Booked (image of books)

    Full Text: Can't, I'm Booked (image of books) Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • Shown in Old Cottage White with Black lettering

    I Don't Want To. I Don't Have To. You Can't Make Me. I'm Retired

    Full Text: I Don't Want To. I Don't Have To. You Can't Make Me. I'm Retired Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

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  • Shown in Black with Cream Lettering Shown in Red with Cream Lettering

    My windows aren't dirty, that's just my dog's nose art!

    Full Text: My windows aren't dirty, that's just my dog's nose art! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • Remember As Far As Everyone Else… |Family Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs Remember As Far As Everyone Else… |Family Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs

    Remember As Far As Everyone Else Is Concerned, We Are A Nice Normal Family

    Full Text: Remember As Far As Everyone Else Is Concerned, We Are A Nice Normal Family Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • Shown in Old Baby Yellow with Royal lettering

    So, I just found out I'm awesome. You might want to get yourself tested.

    Full Text: So, I just found out I'm awesome. You might want to get yourself tested. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • Shown in Old Black with Cottage White lettering

    20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now...

    Full Text: 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope, and no Jobs. Please, do not let Kevin Bacon die. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges...

    t5517

  • Friends Are Like Underpants: Some crawl up your ass.. |Funny Friends Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs Friends Are Like Underpants: Some crawl up your ass.. |Funny Friends Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs

    Friends Are Like Underpants...

    Full Text: Friends Are Like Underpants: Some crawl up your ass. Some snap under pressure. Some don't have the strength to hold you up. Some get a little twisted. Some support you. Some are your favorite. Some are cheap and just get bent out of shape. And...

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  • Shown in Old Baby Tangerine with Black lettering If You Sprinkle When You Tinkle Be A Sweetie And Wipe The Seatie

    If You Sprinkle When You Tinkle Be A Sweetie And Wipe The Seatie

    Full Text: If You Sprinkle When You Tinkle Be A Sweetie And Wipe The Seatie Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

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  • It Is What It Is|Simple Wood Sign | Sawdust City Wood Signs It Is What It Is|Simple Wood Sign | Sawdust City Wood Signs

    It Is What It Is

    Full Text: It Is What It Is Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • Shown in Old Black with Cottage White lettering Shown in Red with Cottage White Lettering

    No Soliciting - We are too broke to buy anything...

    Full Text: No Soliciting - We are too broke to buy anything. We already know who we are voting for. We have found Jesus. Seriously, unless you are selling Thin Mints, Please Go Away!! Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges...

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  • Shown in Old Baby Blue with Black lettering

    I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say...

    Full Text: I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey look, that one is shaped like an idiot." Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

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  • Shown in Old Royal with Cream lettering Shown in Old Cream with Black lettering

    Nothing Tastes As Good As Being Thin Feels

    Full Text: Nothing Tastes As Good As Being Thin Feels Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

    t667

  • What happens at Grandma and Grandpa's stays at Grandma and Grandpa's What happens at Grandma and Grandpa's stays at Grandma and Grandpa's

    What happens at Grandma and Grandpa's stays at Grandma and Grandpa's

    Full Text: What happens at Grandma and Grandpa's stays at Grandma and Grandpa's Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • Shown in Old Black with Gold lettering Shown in Red with Cottage White Lettering

    The Hokey Pokey Clinic - A place to turn yourself around

    Full Text: The Hokey Pokey Clinic - A place to turn yourself around Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • Shown in Old Black with Cream lettering

    I don't have a bucket list but my f@#k-it list is about a mile long

    Full Text: I don't have a bucket list but my f@#k-it list is about a mile long! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

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  • I Have Flying Monkeys And I'm Not Afraid To Use Them |Flying Monkeys Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs

    I Have Flying Monkeys And I'm Not Afraid To Use Them

    Full Text: I Have Flying Monkeys And I'm Not Afraid To Use Them Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • Motto To Live By.. | Funny Wood Sign With Beer and Chocolate | Sawdust City Wood Signs Motto To Live By.. | Funny Wood Sign With Beer and Chocolate | Sawdust City Wood Signs

    Motto To Live By...Chocolate and Beer

    Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Chocolate In One Hand, Beer In The Other, Body Thoroughly Used Up,...

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  • Shown in Old Cream with Red lettering Shown in Old Red with Cream lettering

    If you can't be with the wine you love, love the wine you're with

    Full Text: If you can't be with the wine you love, love the wine you're with! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • Shown in Old Yellow with Black lettering Shown in Red with Cottage White Lettering

    The most important thing in life is to always be yourself...

    Full Text: The most important thing in life is to always be yourself...unless you can be Batman. If you can be Batman, then always be Batman. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • Shown in Old Royal with Cream Lettering

    We interrupt this marriage to bring you football season

    Full Text: We interrupt this marriage to bring you football season Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • Shown in Old Yellow with Black lettering

    Caution: Old People at Play

    Full Text: Caution: Old People at Play Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

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  • Shown in Old Sea Blue with Cream lettering

    Changing The Toilet Paper Roll Does Not Cause Brain Damage. (3.5x10)

    Full Text: Changing The Toilet Paper Roll Does Not Cause Brain Damage. (3.5x10) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

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  • Many people have eaten my cooking..|Funny Kitchen Wood Sign With Famous Quotes | Sawdust City Wood Signs Many people have eaten my cooking..|Funny Kitchen Wood Sign With Famous Quotes | Sawdust City Wood Signs

    Many people have eaten my cooking & gone on to lead normal lives

    Full Text: Many people have eaten my cooking & gone on to lead normal lives Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • You Never Know How Many Friends..|Funny Lake House Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs You Never Know How Many Friends..|Funny Lake House Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs

    You Never Know How Many Friends You Have Until You Have A Lake House

    Full Text: You Never Know How Many Friends You Have Until You Have A Lake House Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • Fishing vs. Sex: 20. No matter how much beer you've had, you can still Fish.. |Funny Fishing Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs Fishing vs. Sex: 20. No matter how much beer you've had, you can still Fish.. |Funny Fishing Wood Sign| Sawdust City Wood Signs

    Fishing vs. Sex - 20 Funny Comparisons

    Full Text: Fishing vs. Sex: 20. No matter how much beer you've had, you can still Fish. 19. A limp rod is still useful while Fishing. 18. You don't have to hid your Fishing magazines. 17. It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you...

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  • Shown in Old Tangerine with Black lettering

    Let me just drop everything and work on your problem!

    Full Text: Let me just drop everything and work on your problem! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

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  • Shown in Old Brown with Cream lettering

    Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can, and wine to accept the things I can't.

    Full Text: Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can, and wine to accept the things I can't. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

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  • Shown in Old Cottage with Peacock lettering

    They're called "man-hours" because a woman would...

    Full Text: They're called "man-hours" because a woman would finish that shit in 20 minutes. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

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  • Shown in Old Black with Cream lettering

    After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF!

    Full Text: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

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  • Ask Not For Whom The Dog Barks. It Barks For Thee. |Dogs Wood Sign | Sawdust City Wood Signs Ask Not For Whom The Dog Barks. It Barks For Thee. |Dogs Wood Sign | Sawdust City Wood Signs

    Ask Not For Whom The Dog Barks. It Barks For Thee.

    Full Text: Ask Not For Whom The Dog Barks. It Barks For Thee. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

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  • Shonw in Old Red with Cream Lettering

    Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem...

    Full Text: Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, simply surrounded by assholes. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat...

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